"To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Geoffrey Boycott on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Geoffrey Boycott on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Geoffrey Boycott on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Geoffrey Boycott on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Geoffrey Boycott on Steven Wright
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