"A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."George Bernard Shaw on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."George Bernard Shaw on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."George Bernard Shaw on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."George Bernard Shaw on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."George Bernard Shaw on Elbert Hubbard
"Every man over forty is a scoundrel."
"Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the window shut, and a woman who can't sleep with the window open."
"Without art, the crudeness of reality would make the world unbearable."
"A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education."
"She had lost the art of conversation but not, unfortunately, the power of speech."
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