"I can't afford to die I'd lose too much money."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."George Burns on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."George Burns on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."George Burns on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."George Burns on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."George Burns on Mark Twain
"You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old."
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
"If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age."
"Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere."
"At my age flowers scare me."
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