"If any demonstrator ever lays down in front of my car, it'll be the last car he'll ever lay down in front of."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."George C. Wallace on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."George C. Wallace on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."George C. Wallace on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."George C. Wallace on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."George C. Wallace on Steven Wright
"Look at all the buses now that want exact change, exact change. I figure if I give them exact change, they should take me exactly where I want to go."
"After much prayerful consideration, I feel that I must say I have climbed my last political mountain."
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