"I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Greg Kinnear on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Greg Kinnear on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Greg Kinnear on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Greg Kinnear on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Greg Kinnear on Elbert Hubbard
"My family moved - first to Washington, D.C., and then, in the spring of 1975, to Lebanon, where my father worked as a diplomat at the American embassy. My parents were enthusiastic about the move, so my older brother and I felt like we were off to some place kind of cool."
"My grandfather had two boys, my uncle had three boys, my dad had me and my two brothers, each of my brothers have had two boys. Then something happened with the chromosomal experiment and suddenly I've got three girls."
"If you're working on a movie, you want it to be projected on the largest tapestry possible, and the sound to be perfect, and for that kind of communal experience of the movies to take place for it."
"I find fear is a great motivator to work hard."
"Let's keep the chemists over here and the food over here, that's my feeling. What do I know? But that is a big aspect of fast food is their ability to artificially taint the colors and the smells and stuff to stimulate appetite."
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