"I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it."
"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power."Groucho Marx on Abraham Lincoln
"Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you aren't."Groucho Marx on Margaret Thatcher
"Knowledge will give you power, but character respect."Groucho Marx on Bruce Lee
"All things are subject to interpretation whichever interpretation prevails at a given time is a function of power and not truth."Groucho Marx on Friedrich Nietzsche
"Character is power."Groucho Marx on Booker T. Washington
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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