"I'm leaving because the weather is too good. I hate London when it's not raining."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Groucho Marx on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Groucho Marx on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Groucho Marx on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Groucho Marx on Abraham Lincoln
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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