"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"Any man who reads too much and uses his own brain too little falls into lazy habits of thinking."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"Intellectuals solve problems, geniuses prevent them."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"We should take care not to make the intellect our god it has, of course, powerful muscles, but no personality."Groucho Marx on Albert Einstein
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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