"Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Groucho Marx on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Groucho Marx on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Groucho Marx on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Groucho Marx on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Groucho Marx on Joseph Stalin
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
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