"She got her looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."Groucho Marx on Confucius
"To love beauty is to see light."Groucho Marx on Victor Hugo
"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person."Groucho Marx on Amanda Peet
"A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears."Groucho Marx on Anne Roiphe
"People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."Groucho Marx on Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"I must confess, I was born at a very early age."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."
"A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five."
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