"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department."
"Let us not seek the Republican answer or the Democratic answer, but the right answer. Let us not seek to fix the blame for the past. Let us accept our own responsibility for the future."Harry Shearer on John F. Kennedy
"Suppose you were an idiot, and suppose you were a member of Congress but I repeat myself."Harry Shearer on Mark Twain
"One of the penalties for refusing to participate in politics is that you end up being governed by your inferiors."Harry Shearer on Plato
"If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand."Harry Shearer on Milton Friedman
"It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything."Harry Shearer on Joseph Stalin
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