"One man's folly is another man's wife."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Helen Rowland on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Helen Rowland on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Helen Rowland on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Helen Rowland on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Helen Rowland on Elbert Hubbard
"There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."
"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."
"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
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