"Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Helen Rowland on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Helen Rowland on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Helen Rowland on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Helen Rowland on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Helen Rowland on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age."
"Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man."
"Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself."
"A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor."
"A bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever."
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