"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Henny Youngman on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Henny Youngman on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Henny Youngman on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Henny Youngman on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Henny Youngman on James C. Dobson
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
"I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me."
"My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash."
"I know a man who doesn't pay to have his trash taken out. How does he get rid of his trash? He gift wraps it, and puts in into an unlocked car."
"My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad but New York City?"
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