"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Jack Benny on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Jack Benny on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Jack Benny on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Jack Benny on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Jack Benny on Robert Frost
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"Gags die, humor doesn't."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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