"Gags die, humor doesn't."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Jack Benny on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Jack Benny on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Jack Benny on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Jack Benny on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Jack Benny on Henry Ward Beecher
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either."
"Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air."
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