"If men are honest, everything they do and everywhere they go is for a chance to see women."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Jack Nicholson on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Jack Nicholson on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Jack Nicholson on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Jack Nicholson on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Jack Nicholson on John Lennon
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
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