"I prefer to sing in the shower vs. the car. The shower is just steam, you know, its just you, and nature, and no clothing. You know, there's nothing separating you. It's just you, and the voice - you, and the water."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Jacob Lusk on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Jacob Lusk on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Jacob Lusk on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Jacob Lusk on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Jacob Lusk on Steven Wright
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