"For years I used to bore my wife over lunch with stories about funny incidents."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."James Herriot on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."James Herriot on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."James Herriot on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."James Herriot on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."James Herriot on Elbert Hubbard
"I hope to make people realize how totally helpless animals are, how dependent on us, trusting as a child must that we will be kind and take care of their needs."
"If having a soul means being able to feel love and loyalty and gratitude, then animals are better off than a lot of humans."
"I am never at my best in the early morning, especially a cold morning in the Yorkshire spring with a piercing March wind sweeping down from the fells, finding its way inside my clothing, nipping at my nose and ears."
"I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love."
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
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