"Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Jared Padalecki on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Jared Padalecki on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Jared Padalecki on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Jared Padalecki on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Jared Padalecki on Steven Wright
"I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me."
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