"Laughter is the best medicine - unless you're diabetic, then insulin comes pretty high on the list."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Jasper Carrott on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Jasper Carrott on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Jasper Carrott on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Jasper Carrott on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Jasper Carrott on Dalai Lama
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