"Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Jay Mohr on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Jay Mohr on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Jay Mohr on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Jay Mohr on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Jay Mohr on Henry David Thoreau
"You know how to tell if the teacher is hung over? Movie Day."
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