"But the mechanics of learning to 'throw your voice' are pretty simple. Anyone with a tongue, an upper palate, teeth, and a normal speaking voice can learn ventriloquism."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."Jeff Dunham on Maya Angelou
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."Jeff Dunham on Albert Einstein
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."Jeff Dunham on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."Jeff Dunham on Mahatma Gandhi
"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."Jeff Dunham on Earl Nightingale
"When I was eight years old, I got a dummy for Christmas and started teaching myself. I got books and records and sat in front of the bathroom mirror, practising. I did my first show in the third grade and just kept going there was no reason to quit."
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