"Country music is about new love and it's about old love."
"One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain."Jeff Foxworthy on Bob Marley
"If music be the food of love, play on."Jeff Foxworthy on William Shakespeare
"Music is a moral law. It gives soul to the universe, wings to the mind, flight to the imagination, and charm and gaiety to life and to everything."Jeff Foxworthy on Plato
"Without music, life would be a mistake."Jeff Foxworthy on Friedrich Nietzsche
"I was born with music inside me. Music was one of my parts. Like my ribs, my kidneys, my liver, my heart. Like my blood. It was a force already within me when I arrived on the scene. It was a necessity for me-like food or water."Jeff Foxworthy on Ray Charles
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
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