"I had an idea of what I thought was funny. It's kind of based on how I am."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Jennifer Aniston on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Jennifer Aniston on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Jennifer Aniston on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Jennifer Aniston on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Jennifer Aniston on Elbert Hubbard
"Of course, the ideal scenario for parenting is obviously two parents of a mature age."
"You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Aren't we kind of the same age?"
"I love clothes, but I don't know what to put on myself, let alone others. I have a lot of help getting dressed."
"I have a lot of amazing women, you know, women in my life who have been an example for me of what not to do."
"Art is so subjective, and people can react however they want."
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