"Information on how to heal autism and how to possibly delay vaccines or prevent autism shouldn't come from me. It should come from the medical establishment."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Jenny McCarthy on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Jenny McCarthy on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Jenny McCarthy on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Jenny McCarthy on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Jenny McCarthy on Erma Bombeck
"Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age."
"Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did."
"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe."
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
"The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up."
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