"Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Jerry Seinfeld on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Jerry Seinfeld on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Jerry Seinfeld on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Jerry Seinfeld on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Jerry Seinfeld on Helen Keller
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
"When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."
"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."
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