"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Jim Carrey on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Jim Carrey on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Jim Carrey on Bill Cosby
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Jim Carrey on Elbert Hubbard
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."Jim Carrey on Frank Sinatra
"I tend to stay up late, not because I'm partying but because it's the only time of the day when I'm alone and don't have to be performing."
"My mother was a professional sick person she took a lot of pain pills. There are many people like that. It's just how they are used to getting attention. I always remember she's the daughter of alcoholics who'd leave her alone at Christmas time."
"A lot of good love can happen in ten years."
"Creative people don't behave very well generally. If you're looking for examples of good relationships in show business, you're gonna be depressed real fast. I don't have time for anything else right now but work and my daughter. She's my first priority."
"I think I could go away tomorrow. I've already accomplished something. It's such a selfish business that sometimes I get sick of myself."
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