"Without true medical liability reform, our doctors will continue to leave, and young doctors coming out of medical school $100,000 to $200,000 in debt will not be able to afford such onerous costs."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Jim Gerlach on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Jim Gerlach on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Jim Gerlach on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Jim Gerlach on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Jim Gerlach on Erma Bombeck
"Long gone are the days when hospital stays and surgeries made up the bulk of seniors' annual medical expenses."
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