"The vegan diet is obviously lacking whatever essential nutrient it is that makes people likeable."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Jim Goad on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Jim Goad on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Jim Goad on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Jim Goad on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Jim Goad on Linford Christie
"I think my sense of humor is Jewish. I'm smarter than most white people, which is kind of a Jewish thing, too."
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