"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive."
"The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing."Joan Rivers on Edmund Burke
"It is very important to generate a good attitude, a good heart, as much as possible. From this, happiness in both the short term and the long term for both yourself and others will come."Joan Rivers on Dalai Lama
"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."Joan Rivers on Albert Einstein
"Despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart."Joan Rivers on Anne Frank
"When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad, I feel bad. That's my religion."Joan Rivers on Abraham Lincoln
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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