"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"Everything has beauty, but not everyone sees it."Joan Rivers on Confucius
"To love beauty is to see light."Joan Rivers on Victor Hugo
"Beauty is only skin deep. If you go after someone just because she's beautiful but don't have anything to talk about, it's going to get boring fast. You want to look beyond the surface and see if you can have fun or if you have anything in common with this person."Joan Rivers on Amanda Peet
"A woman whose smile is open and whose expression is glad has a kind of beauty no matter what she wears."Joan Rivers on Anne Roiphe
"People are like stained - glass windows. They sparkle and shine when the sun is out, but when the darkness sets in, their true beauty is revealed only if there is a light from within."Joan Rivers on Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
"Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds."
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