"What are people going to do? Fire me? I've been fired before. Not book me? I've been out of work before. I don't care."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Joan Rivers on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Joan Rivers on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Joan Rivers on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Joan Rivers on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Joan Rivers on Maya Angelou
"The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found."
"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."
"I think I'm in a business where you have to look good, and it's totally youth-oriented."
"Diets, like clothes, should be tailored to you."
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."
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