"I had a sense of who I was before I got famous."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Joe Rogan on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Joe Rogan on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Joe Rogan on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Joe Rogan on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Joe Rogan on Ambrose Bierce
"The only time I commit to conspiracy theories is when something way retarded happens. Like Lee Harvey Oswald acting alone."
"If you can lie, you can act, and if you can lie to crazy girlfriends, you can act under pressure."
"I really feel like it's a travesty to make a child famous. I really do."
"That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard."
"It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks."
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