"My goal and my career is definitely not to be famous. That's a really horrible goal, just to be famous for the sake of having fame."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Joel McHale on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Joel McHale on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Joel McHale on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Joel McHale on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Joel McHale on Ambrose Bierce
"In prison, inmates sometimes use Cheetos and grape juice as makeup. I wouldn't use that beauty regimen around Britney Spears - she might lick your face off!"
"If you have a dream, just lie about it. Lie your way unto your dreams."
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