"The trouble with life is that there are so many beautiful women and so little time."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."John Barrymore on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."John Barrymore on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."John Barrymore on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."John Barrymore on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."John Barrymore on John Lennon
"In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief."
"A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams."
"If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner."
"I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning."
"The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good."
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