"If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?"
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."John Cleese on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."John Cleese on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."John Cleese on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."John Cleese on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."John Cleese on Lawrence Welk
"He who laughs most, learns best."
"I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent comes naturally to me."
"My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is purely down to this enormous alimony. If I wasn't doing this I'd be making documentaries about wildlife and other subjects that interest me."
"You don't have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life's about change."
"I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they've ceased to be of any use to either of you. I'm always meeting new people, and my list of friends seems to change quite a bit."
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