"I look away at car crashes, and I know people who look away at car crashes, because it makes us uncomfortable to watch other people in pain."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."John Mayer on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."John Mayer on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."John Mayer on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."John Mayer on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."John Mayer on Steven Wright
"You get to a certain age where you prepare yourself for happiness. Sometimes you never remember to actually get happy."
"Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly."
"I was very successful from a very early age, and I want to keep it."
"If you get half a million, at a certain stage you probably will get 4 million people, if they are able to hear it. The touring thing is unbelievable. It really is amazing from what we did the last tour even to what we are doing now."
"There are people in the world who have the power to change our values."
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