"You cannot expect the guy who drove the car into the ditch to navigate it out of the ditch. You have to put a new driver in the seat. I'm not saying the new driver is going to be any better, but we need a new driver. Kerry is the only choice."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."John Mellencamp on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."John Mellencamp on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."John Mellencamp on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."John Mellencamp on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."John Mellencamp on Steven Wright
"I want to sell to people my own age, because that's the way I write songs."
"I don't want to be a politician. I don't like politics. It's petty it fights dirty."
"Do I think it's OK to fight authority as long as you're only talking about the high school teacher? No."
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