"From 1997 when we came in, you guys and the public bought seven million more cars. You didn't get rid of the second car, did you? So what is happening is the growth of cars on the motorway."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."John Prescott on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."John Prescott on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."John Prescott on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."John Prescott on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."John Prescott on Steven Wright
"The only break I ever took was to eat. That's all I did. Work, and then quickly eat something. It became my main pleasure, having access to my comfort food."
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