"On my visits back home, if they saw that I was getting a big head, they'd let me know right away."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."John Ratzenberger on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."John Ratzenberger on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."John Ratzenberger on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."John Ratzenberger on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."John Ratzenberger on Robert Frost
"Diabetes affects my family. One of my kids is affected by it."
"A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally."
"Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs."
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