"Three of my children are medical doctors, they know at least a hundred times as much about your body as my grandfather knew, but they don't know much more about soul than he did."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."John Templeton on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."John Templeton on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."John Templeton on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."John Templeton on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."John Templeton on Erma Bombeck
"I'm really convinced that our descendants a century or two from now will look back at us with the same pity that we have toward the people in the field of science two centuries ago."
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