"Married men live longer than single men. But married men are a lot more willing to die."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Johnny Carson on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Johnny Carson on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Johnny Carson on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Johnny Carson on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Johnny Carson on James C. Dobson
"Talent alone won't make you a success. Neither will being in the right place at the right time, unless you are ready. The most important question is: 'Are your ready?'"
"My success just evolved from working hard at the business at hand each day."
"For days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow, but phone calls taper off."
"For three days after death, hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off."
"I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself."
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