"It's a real primal thing, watching someone get hurt. It's funny and accessible."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Johnny Knoxville on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Johnny Knoxville on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Johnny Knoxville on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Johnny Knoxville on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Johnny Knoxville on Elbert Hubbard
"I love Louisiana. It's amazing."
"People go to car races to watch the crashes."
"I'm the fun dad, I am also the disciplinarian."
"A lot of stand-up comedy guys, when they get a little famous, just give up their stand-up career, and it cancels out the thing that set them apart."
"I'm not looking to lose anything. I'm looking to continue making movies."
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