"McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I could have done."
"A man who won't die for something is not fit to live."Jon Stewart on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"To be idle is a short road to death and to be diligent is a way of life foolish people are idle, wise people are diligent."Jon Stewart on Buddha
"The fear of death is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."Jon Stewart on Albert Einstein
"The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully is prepared to die at any time."Jon Stewart on Mark Twain
"Death is no more than passing from one room into another. But there's a difference for me, you know. Because in that other room I shall be able to see."Jon Stewart on Helen Keller
"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."
"I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else."
"I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the shopping and the food."
"If the events of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American - our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that."
"Our culture is just a series of checks and balances. The whole idea that we're in a battle between tyranny and freedom - it's a series of pendulum swings."
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