"He was a bold man that first ate an oyster."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Jonathan Swift on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Jonathan Swift on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Jonathan Swift on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Jonathan Swift on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Jonathan Swift on Benjamin Franklin
"No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience."
"Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age."
"Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age."
"Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder."
"Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others."
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