"The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman."
"I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond."Jonathan Swift on Mae West
"Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie."Jonathan Swift on Jim Davis
"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people."Jonathan Swift on Orson Welles
"No disease that can be treated by diet should be treated with any other means."Jonathan Swift on Maimonides
"Adopting a new healthier lifestyle can involve changing diet to include more fresh fruit and vegetables as well as increasing levels of exercise."Jonathan Swift on Linford Christie
"No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience."
"Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth, and judgment of age."
"Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age."
"Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman together Let none but Him who rules the thunder Put this man and woman asunder."
"Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others."
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