"The government can still conduct clandestine searches of innocent people's private information such as library, medical, and financial records. This is wrong and should have been addressed in a true compromise."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Jose Serrano on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Jose Serrano on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Jose Serrano on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Jose Serrano on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Jose Serrano on Erma Bombeck
"In a country with an overabundance of food, no one should go hungry because of a lack of funds or technical and professional knowledge. We have the food, and we have the networks we now need to support the providers."
"Under the leadership of this President, the state of the union is not strong. We are being pulled apart rather than pulling together. Our democracy is suffering from the choices being made, and yet we are offered the same tired excuses and unrealistic analyses."
"We must make immigration a legal, orderly process to eliminate this issue, not further criminalize it."
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