"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Josh Billings on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Josh Billings on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Josh Billings on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Josh Billings on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Josh Billings on Robert Frost
"The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust."
"The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way."
"One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness a man who wants to vomit never puts on airs."
"The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord that it ain't gout."
"One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can."
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