"Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read."
"A joke is a very serious thing."Justin Halpern on Winston Churchill
"Humor is mankind's greatest blessing."Justin Halpern on Mark Twain
"Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing."Justin Halpern on William James
"If I had no sense of humor, I would long ago have committed suicide."Justin Halpern on Mahatma Gandhi
"A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road."Justin Halpern on Henry Ward Beecher
"I'm not a guy who curses very much in my personal life. When I curse it sounds like a kid trying to be cool. But I think there are quite a few people, my father being one of them, who use curse words rather eloquently."
"I kind of came to the conclusion after I did finally get married that love and relationships are just a series of horrific losses with hopefully one win."
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